Everywhere there’s lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon
Everywhere there’s lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon
It’s a trap!
We didn’t know it at the time, but we walked into a trap upon our hike. They came from all around. We were suddenly surrounded by a troop of monkeys. They must’ve heard us coming and quietly moved into position to spring on us.
It was a 1km run to the exit. Lo, the sentinel was casually waiting for us on the stairs.
It’s alright. I took him out with a can of mace.
No one expects the can of mace.